Mr and Mrs Wallace want to buy a house, so they go
to the office of an estate agent.  

Agent: Good morning. Mr and Mrs Wallace?

Mrs Wallace: Mr Hogan?

Agent: How do you do.

Mrs Wallace: I spoke to you on the phone.
.................... is my husband.

Mr Graham has just checked into a hotel, but he is not happy with his room. He goes down to the reception desk.

Mr Graham: I’m ................... there’s been a mistake.
My room doesn’t have a bath.

Hotel Clerk: Well, as I’ve said, sir, there’s
...................... nothing for tonight. But let’s see,
you’re here for five days, aren’t you?


Mr Graham: Oh dear!